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Freeside Drunk

FO76 publicteam xpd.pngFor the condition in Fallout Tactics, see Drunk.

A man is never drunk if he can lie on the floor without holding on.

Drunks are intoxicated people living in Freeside in Fallout: New Vegas.

Background[edit]

Drunks can be found in the destroyed building across from Mick & Ralph's. They will wander around the area, sit against the wall, and make random comments when the Courier attempts to speak with them.

Inventory[edit]

Quotes[edit]

  • "A man is never drunk if he can lie on the floor without holding on."
  • "You've got to keep {yer}your bitches in line!"
  • "Cheeser's dead!? They said he was a God! Ha, who ever heard of a God of cheese?"
  • "I am not an alcoholic, sir. I'm a drunk! There's a difference!"
  • "Ya got any change, man? I've got two/three/five/seven kids to feed."
  • "There are many good things in life, but peeing is definitely the best."
  • "Is there anything more beautiful than a beautiful busty brahmin riding a caravaneer off into the sunset... Wait I don't think that came out right."
  • "What the hell? I didn't eat any corn this week."

Appearances[edit]

Drunks appear in Fallout: New Vegas.